Imagine
I imagine myself in ten years at 24 years old and holding.... To be living in New York (hopefully terrorist are not included) or maybe Chicago in a 2 bedroom apartment. I will be working at home as a big shot colonist. It will be on the front page about everyday life and advise on people’s problems, people all over the city will send me a letter explaining their whole problem. Rather if it’s about fenestration problems, or relationship or motherhood problems. Or just looking for a sails at the best stores. I will be writing in my Colum speaking to the person and the advise won‘t be just from me. But older and wiser people I know...
But to get there I will have to gradate and attend University of Michigan. In collage I will be much foisted on my studies but... Who say’s we can’t have a little fun every now and then on the weekends. Friday visit family, Saturday party it up. Don’t get me wrong, I understand that collage isn’t one big party feast.
My first car will be my daddy’s cheviot (It’s a stick chef = (.)It may not be the prettiest but it gets your somewhere. I will have the highest respect for my teachers and my family. Hopefully I will be more mature around my parent’s *laugh.* I intend to visit my family every 2 months and the holidays. Shopping day with the master card pending wisely of course.

1) But your just like a rasing horse you can't see on your sides all you see is starght forward your own path and maybe a horses butt.




2)How did the telephone propose to the lady?
It gave her a ring!




3)An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?""The guy was your doctor..."

4)why did micheal jackson go to k mart

because boys paints were half off.

5)Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"




Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"




6) Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps.



7) Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!





8) Why are there gates around graveyards?
Because everybody is DYING to get in!




9) What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!





10) Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?
Because he wanted to make up his mind!





11) What do you get when you a cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!

12) What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh!

13)What did the football coach say to the banker?
I want my quarter back

14) What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.A telephone book.

15)What goes up and never comes down?Your age

16) What has to be broken before it can be used?An egg

17) What has to be broken before it can be used?An egg

18) You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again.

19)What am I?An echoWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?A doughnut.

20) If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?A secret